A Department of Water representative stopped at a rural farm and
talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your
farm for your water allocation.'
The old farmer said, 'OK, but don't go in that field over there.'
The Water representative said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the
National Government with me. See this card? This card means I am
allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions
asked or answered. Have I made myself quite clear? Do you understand?'
The old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores.
Later, the old farmer heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running
for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize
bull. The bull was gaining on the Water Rep with every step. The Rep
was clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately threw down his
tools, ran to the fence and shouted out ..... 'Your card! Your card!
Show him your card!'
