Teacher: Heather, go to the map and find North America.
Heather: Here it is.
Teacher: Good. Now class, who can tell me who discovered America?
Class: Heather
Teacher: Thomas, how do you spell crocodile?
Thomas: k-r-o-k-o-d-i-a-l
Teacher: No, that's not right.
Thomas: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Teacher: Thomas, how do you always manage to get so dirty?
Thomas: I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
Teacher: Heather, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Heather: A teacher.
Teacher: Jenna, name one important thing that we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Jenna: Me!
