Two fallen angels

Two blonde prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top oftheir car which said:

• Two Prostitutes -- $50.00

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd eitherhave to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:

• Jesus Saves

One of the blondes asks the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!" - "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign downand drove off.

The following day found the same police officer in the area when henoticed the same two blonde ladies driving around with a large sign ontheir car again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when henoticed the new sign which now read:

• Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00